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After several unsuccessful ‘biographic’ writing attempts, I’ve invited an alternative test route into consideration. Even though, the content is far from stellar - neither exceptional nor substantial, you could even declare this page as pointless or just plain humorless - and-but: so be it. I urge you now; potential viewer turned reader, to reverse your entrance steps while you still can. I mean, this isn’t a very serious approach - I tried that already and clearly failed. Now I’m just amusing myself and hoping, if anything, I’ll amuse the potential viewer, too. Originally I set out to compile a list of questions that would reveal nothing even remotely necessary or representative of who or how I am. Mostly just because I.) A biography for someone of my “status”, is totally uncalled for, and if concretely attempted, even a bit pretentious, and II.) If done anyway, it’ll more than likely end up being misunderstood anyhow - as usual - and well, that’s life - however and also, III.) I’m unashamedly bad at crucial ‘conventional’ things sometimes; this whole website and bio thing I’ve got rigged, being one major example. Nevertheless, I’m here and now and this is what I’ve prepared to declare my insufferable here-ness, regardless of much or any true purpose.
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Question Me! Send your questions and I will update panel (right) with my answers! Anything goes - use your discretion!
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Xerography — an Anti-Bio:
These questions are mostly, only temporary. After (and most importantly IF) I’'ve collected actual questions from you - I will just bulk add & replace - deleting the ones I’'ve got up here right now.
Any new question(s) will be added and posted at the top so you don’t have to go scrolling all the way to China to find the new answer(s). * * * * * * * * *
Q: Why aren't you in a more interesting business?
A: Heh-heh. (I never had an actual answer to this question. While researching some time ago, I stumbled upon this and thought it would serve as a sort of kitschy ice-breaker.) *Answer Subject to Change at Any Time.*
Q: If you were trapped in a TV show for a month, which show would you choose?
A: Mythbusters.
Q: Favorite swear word?
A: Rudehole. Used in a sentence: Silence that Rudehole of yours! bluntly; shut your god damn Rudehole! (Bryan also loves this one, it's our new favorite ridiculous invention.)
Q: What was your favorite book as a child?
A: The Hot Zone by Richard Preston.
Q: Would you rather have the power to be invisible or the power to read minds?
A: Invisible.
Q: Natural Eye Colour?
A: Green.
Q: Right-handed or Left-handed?
A: Ambidextrous. With right-handed habits.
Q: When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A: Virologist.
Ever broken any bones?
No.
Q: Blood Type?
A: O Positive.
Q: If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?
A: =P
Q: What would I *always* find in your refrigerator?
A1: Almond Milk, Soy Milk, Yogurt, Blackberry jam, Mustard, Veggies/Fruits., etc.
A2: What you'll never find in there? : Meat, pickles, celery root., etc.
Q: What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
A: (Mostly feigned) Invulnerability.
Q: What's your favorite Website?
A: Currently: LJ, Tumblr & Last.fm.
Q: What's your least favorite Website?
A: I dont know really, instead, my least frequented site now-a-days is MySpace.
Q: What's the most interesting biography you've read?
A1: Mabalo Lokela.
A2: Fyodor Dostoevsky.
A3: Frederick A. Murphy, D.V.M., Ph.D.
Q: What's your least favorite word?
A: Stunning.
Q: If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
A: Vermont (or Maine.) I guess.
Q: Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation:
A: Slovenia. (Pardon the vagueness.)
Q: Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
A: Thesaurus. I love learning new words and one of my favorite games involves finding antonyms and synonyms for unusual words. I become very excited when someone tells me about a new word, as well as any opportunity to learn new phrases in another language. Words and languages are constantly seducing me.
Q: Are you afraid of heights?
A: No.
Q: What are you afraid of?
A: Volcanoes. (Not so much the explosion, as the slow, chasing ooze and ashy aftermath.)
Q: Have you ever taken dance lessons?
A: Yes, Ballet.
Q: What about any sports?
A: I don’t care about sports, really. I mean, I’m not interested, especially in boring American football, basketball and even worse, baseball. However, I did play soccer ‘football’ (midfield and defense) for many, many, many years. I loved it, still do and can definitely get ‘into it’ while watching games at home now. Probably the only sport I know everything about and really enjoy. I love that kind of aggressive, yet clean play. (And the awesome curves and strength playing will lend your lower half can’t hurt, either!)
Q: Do you like your hair?
A: It works. Sure.
Q: When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
A: I need to pluck my eyebrows, but first, I'll brew [us] some coffee.
Q: What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
A: Spore. (Governator?)
Q: What's the closest thing to you that's blue?
A: A surgical mask.
Q: Your worst enemy?
A: Celery root. Disingenuity.
Q: What body part do you wash first?
A: Legs.
Q: What body part do you wash last?
A: Face.
Q: What was your childhood nickname?
A: PeaPod. Hilla/Pilla-Pod. Hilster. Hilawee. Gidget. & Hil, of course.
Q: And your current nickname?
A:1: Given by Bryan: JuJuBee, BumbleBee/Bumblebuns, and as a more recent inside joke: The HK.
A2: Given by Jenn: Jigglebuns, Hilcellsac.
Q: Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
A: Sing.
Q: Where do you go for advice?
A: My boyfriend. (A close friend, Google. >_<)
Q: Name Something:
Wonderful - Cockle.
Wacky - Function.
Weird - Aspect.
Wild - Good news.
Wrong - Impossible.
Well-dressed - Novel.
Wool - Striated.
Warm - Empty.
Weak - Hydrogen (Bond. >.<)
Worn-out - Hiccups. (seriously!)
Wise - Tomorrow.
Whole - Bryan. (My partner.)
White - Mrs. Grundy.
Wet - Salacious.
Q: Give me the names of 3 objects or things you enjoy most?
A: I. Virology. II. Curiosity. III. Sweets.
Q: Give me the names of 3 objects or things you dislike most?
A: I. Dogmatism. II. I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you. (Nietzsche) III. Passive-Aggression. Invidious, redundant sarcasm, etc.
Q: Which is your favorite part of the human face?
A: Eyelashes.
Q: Which is your favorite body part of the human body?
A: Hands. Inner Thighs.
Q: Are you usually late, early or right on time?
A: Late.
Q: Which would you choose, A) true love with a guarantee of a heart-break or B) have never loved before?
A: Definitely, A.
Q: What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?
A: Speaking out inappropriately.
Q: Always lose or never play?
A: Always lose.
Q: Be gossiped about or never talked about at all?
A: Either/or.
Q: When do you feel ugly?
A: Whenever I've said something wildly hurtful to someone I care about.
Q: What unlikely celebrities do you have a crush on?
A: Liam Neeson. Shannyn Sossamon. Ziyi Zhang. Connie Chiu.
Q: What likely celebrities do you have a crush on?
A: Angelina Jolie, Paul Newman (RIP), Emmanuelle Béart, Cillian Murphy, River Phoenix (RIP), Milla Jovovich, Obama. (I’m kind of obsessed with Obama, Bryan too, because he’s just so… I can’t put my finger on it, but he’s great to watch. We’ll sit on YouTube for hours just watching Obama “behind the scenes” or doing an interview, esp. when he gets so into it and really moved by something. I really liked him when I noticed his smile, his eyes wrinkle, which shows his smiles are completely genuine. Haterz gonna hate …
Q: Most attractive female physical features?
A: Brunette. (Natural or Dyed.) Poise & courage; spirited.
Q: Most attractive male physical features?
A: Long hairs & a good laugh. Compassionate & Dominant.
Q: If you have any, list 3 fetishes:
A: Hmm. I have what someone might call: "yellow fever", if that counts. I'm not sure that's really a fetish though. As Fetish almost makes it sound derogatory. So, maybe stockings. I go through pairs of stockings . . . tights, thigh highs, and leggings like underwear! I’ve many, many pairs and they’re easy to collect when they can be very reasonably priced.
I’m tempted to put ‘long-haired men’, but it’s more taste, I guess. I was always attracted to the long-hairs, since even before I listened to metal and met my first boyfriend, Bryan. He was just growing out his hair when we’d first met, it was nearly shoulder length and a light brown color. Many years into our relationship it was suggested that he might enjoy trying something darker. So,
it was soon after dyed black; he loved it when he tried it so much that he just kept them colored that way. I think it’s perfect with his blue eyes.
Drink me:Click
Radiation poisoning
Barium
sulfate.
Uncertain
Doom
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